My how the world has changed
What is commonplace once was strange
Seems like the whole human race
can look down on my backyard from space

Welcome to the new normal

Sharing selfies in the cloud
with five hundred gigabytes allowed
Now it’s become child’s play
to collect and sequence DNA

Welcome to the new normal

Sipping cocktails at the bar
in the back of a self-driving car
Feel the momentum start to swing
when the Cubs pick up a Series ring

Welcome to the new normal
Welcome to the new normal